Enter Frank Lee Alien

These humourous observations are written by Frank Lee Alien. It provides a commentary on humans, from an "alien" perspective.

CAUTION: this contains humour (and inedible cookies), so if you find any kind of humour offensive you must go forth elsewhere (GFE) now. If you find any words starting with the letters A to Z (or a to z) offensive then GFE.

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